tribal costuming means never having to say "too much" . . . right?
Buying weird lots on ebay sometimes means you get a ring that could easily double as a weapon--if its weapon function doesn't preclude the ring one entirely.

It fits two of my fingers--at once--or my big toe.
zen_of_nihilism recommends I tie a rope to it and use it on people.
Ever gotten supremely, violently, curled-into-a-ball-fuck-you-I'm-not-movi ng sick from water from a just-broken water main? Yeah, I hadn't either. This sucks. ETA: Or it may just be an ulcer. D: ETA2: . . . Na, it looks like it was bacterial. Eew.

It fits two of my fingers--at once--or my big toe.
Ever gotten supremely, violently, curled-into-a-ball-fuck-you-I'm-not-movi