Monkeys and keyboards aside, one Random + CSS still doesn't make poop.

You know those awful Bratz dolls, right? Huge eyes and lips but no noses, huge heads over tiny bodies with twiggy limbs and exaggerated curves, and enough makeup to make a stereotypical streetwalker proud?

Welp, Barbie just pwned them. Or Mattel did. Seems the guy who came up with the trashy pieces of plastic did so while under contract with Mattel--so the company that actually made them, MGA Entertainment, has been doin' wrong. And they just got legally smited for it.

Now, I'm no fan of Barbie either--but in comparison to the even more warped female image put forth by Bratz, Barbie's practically 110% girl power.

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Wanna kill a few hours? Or figure out the origins of all those weird references that get bounced about various forums, cons, and Anonymous picketings? Then go look at the Internet Memes timeline. :D Though in all seriousness, it's not nearly as addictive as tvtropes.org.

But speaking of odd references: Everyone needs to watch this video. Even if you don't like stoned hippies, watch it--because otherwise you won't understand when I start going on something about "DON'T YOU KNOW, I GOT A LEG!"


And because life wouldn't be complete unless I shared this one too:

( Link-heavy ramblings on the FLDS and its multiple violations of human rights. )