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strange alchemy
Standard deviled eggs filling:
egg yolks, crushed to tiny crumbles
mayo
Old Bay
mustard powder
probably onion powder


What happened when I decided my salad filling would be better without a salad attached:
egg yolks, crushed to tiny crumbles
Old Bay
mustard powder & some onion powder
half an avocado, smushed into the above until smooth
bacon ranch dressing to smooth it out a little more
Frank's Red Hot. Just because.

This variant seems a little smoother and less heavy than the standard, mayo-filled one, though it has a bit of a greenish hue and an avocado aftertaste. I'm not dead from it yet, but I ph34r for those around me tomorrow.


Next option'll be egg, blue cheese dressing, old bay, and avocado, with some silly salad-like garnish and additions as needed. I wanna find out how toxic this can get before . . .

. . . I'm gonna inflict this on the workplace. :D :D :D