Things I learned from Black Snake Moan
Bondage cures nymphomania.
Chains, violence, and enjoyment of songs about violence are cure-alls if not a necessary part of healthy sexuality.
Being imprisoned by an old blues man is really for your own good.
Nymphos cure panic attacks.
Unless you're Justin Timberlake, in which case you're a giant sissy and there's no helping you. Also, stop driving.
May 4th, 2009
Before Chuck Norris, there was Alan Moore. After Chuck Norris, there shall still be Alan Moore.
No further questions are necessary; ( this is all we need to know. )
No further questions are necessary; ( this is all we need to know. )