March 9th, 2009

married means you try to melt each other's brains -forever-

My snuggly hubby made me an earring standie. Now all I need is a dozen or so more earrings with which to fill it. :P



Tekko, here I come. :D

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Later, snuggly hubby decided to help with my faith in humanity by sending me the link to the Shrine of the Mall Ninjas. It's a long-winded tale of either exceptional trollery or what happens when a mall security guard starts mixing meth & LSD. Read the logged posts in the voice of the main character from The Foot Fist Way and it gets worse.

(Which btw: if you like the tv show The Office and have any martial arts background, you should see that movie. It's a howl.)

Because we're weird, we IM'd our thoughts on it back and forth from across the living room. And the page's posts went on, only to increase in delirious craziness.
    Me: "One time I had to do an dynamic entry on the ladies bathroom,"

    Now I'm imagining this guy as Gai. With the same voice.

And suddenly I start to hear this god-awful choking snerkling sound from the other side of the room. I peered over to find snuggly hubby laughing with his head on his keyboard.

And then it got worse.
    Me: "I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily, so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life."

    SAW THAT AS GAI READING IT. CAN NEVER UNSEE IT NOW. D: D: D:

    Zen: big smile, thumbs up!

    Me: *CRIES*

    Zen: isn't there a teeth sparkle too?

    Me: *cries and is blinded*

I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight of Maito Gai, Southern-drawling security guard of d00m.