Monkeys and keyboards aside, one Random + CSS still doesn't make poop.

Bristol Palin, unmarried teenage kid of VP-hopeful utter moron Sarah Palin, did an interview with Fox News and proved that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. When speaking of her new baby (which she got pregnant with while she was underage), she dropped this glorious little intellectualism:

"It's just, like, I'm not living for myself anymore. It's, like, for another person, so it's different (...) And just you're up all night. And it's not glamorous at all (...) Like, your whole priorities change after having a baby."

To which the rest of us said, "Do you think so, Doctor?"

At least she agrees that abstinence training for kids is stupid . . . though it's safe to say that talk about condoms would be wasted on some.


I'm glad I got through school properly educated about STD/pregnancy prevention.

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Also, this site is giving me way too many ideas. Like the Mcnuggetini. Zen swears he doesn't want one; I'm not sure I completely believe him. ;)