the continuing saga of SOB the bunny
Mr. Bun in the kitchen--alternately Sam, Squall, Bob, Bun, Orochimaru, and You Crackhead--has taken to drinking out of the dogs' water bowl. While not coming out of his cage, don't forget: he keeps his back half planted in the cage, gets his paws on the open door, and streeeeetches out to drink.
Why? I don't ask.
So a few nights ago I heard a bashing and crashing around in the kitchen. It sounded like what happens when one of the dogs wants food--Oni smacks his metal food bowl around to draw attention to its emptiness, and Kabuki's picked up the trick. I couldn't see Oni so I figured it was Kabuki. I marched into the kitchen, flipped on the light, went, "Kabuki, what the hell are you--"
And it was Mr. SamSquallOroBobBun, smacking the metal water bowl around.
Last night it happened again. I knew where both the dogs were and thought nothing of it. Mr. Bun is crazy and that's a good enough explanation for me. But then I wandered back into the kitchen--in my socks!--and walked straight into a lake.
The lights went on, and I found that Mr. Bun had not only dumped the water bowl all over the kitchen--he'd dragged it back into his cage and was cuddled up with it.
I still don't ask. I don't think I want to understand.
Why? I don't ask.
So a few nights ago I heard a bashing and crashing around in the kitchen. It sounded like what happens when one of the dogs wants food--Oni smacks his metal food bowl around to draw attention to its emptiness, and Kabuki's picked up the trick. I couldn't see Oni so I figured it was Kabuki. I marched into the kitchen, flipped on the light, went, "Kabuki, what the hell are you--"
And it was Mr. SamSquallOroBobBun, smacking the metal water bowl around.
Last night it happened again. I knew where both the dogs were and thought nothing of it. Mr. Bun is crazy and that's a good enough explanation for me. But then I wandered back into the kitchen--in my socks!--and walked straight into a lake.
The lights went on, and I found that Mr. Bun had not only dumped the water bowl all over the kitchen--he'd dragged it back into his cage and was cuddled up with it.
I still don't ask. I don't think I want to understand.