Monkeys and keyboards aside, one Random + CSS still doesn't make poop.

Who else has no doubt that at least one person read these signs, got all excited, and immediately ran home to grab their shotgun and hunker down for the coming invasion?


(Yeah, yeah. We all know it's gonna be Pittsburgh first, what with our overpopulation of voodoo practitioners & elderly and all.)

Saddleback, sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage. Unfortunately her parents found out because they got santorum all over the sheets.

See also: saddlebacking


(I blame Dan Savage!)