Monkeys and keyboards aside, one Random + CSS still doesn't make poop.

We have ridiculously adorable seal puppets at work.

We also have crying small children.

So when a small child started crying today, I whipped out a seal puppet . . . and proceeded to spend the next ten minutes lying to and playing with a four year old who sincerely believed the seal was real.

This is not the first child I've misled in this manor. It will undoubtedly not be the last.


I think I feel a little bad. But he stopped crying?

(YTD: Four children have believed the seal was real, and most parents initially think I'm walking around with a small dog in my arms.)

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I'm sleeping enough to dream again. Now only if my dreams weren't so severely OMGWTF ones. Though keeping the plot ideas for some sounds worthwhile.

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It seems the US government's been taking lessons from Livejournal's SUP.

US-funded health search engine blocks the search term "abortion"

A few days later, the official backpedaling apology and fix: "I will also launch an inquiry to determine why this change occurred. The Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health is dedicated to the advancement and dissemination of knowledge and not its restriction."

Versus . . .

The list of interests Lj has censored--including but not limited to porn, depression, yaoi, faeries, and bisexuality.

A few days later, the official backpedaling apology and fix: "(I)t was a mistake and not meant to convey any company opinion."



Ohh, Lj and Bush administration. Plz bring the funny instead.

Tags: livejournal, wank