Monkeys and keyboards aside, one Random + CSS still doesn't make poop.

Asus Eee 4G 7" Micro Laptop PC (800 MHz Intel Celeron Processor, 512 MB RAM, 4 GB Hard Drive, Webcam, Linux Preloaded) Galaxy Black--a nine-inch, two-pound, shock-proof, Windows-free, wireless-loaded itty bitty cutey (cheap!) computer!

It'd need a RAM upgrade and extra memory card or two to go from "Teehee, computer," to "Eee!" . . . but still.

I just found freezer818's rundown of the second and third books of Janine Cross's Venom Cock series. (If you've somehow erased the first book from your memory, please tell me how here's crevette's sporking of Touched by Venom for a refresher.)

That being said . . . D: D: D: DO NOT WANT.



But on a happy note, Neil Gaiman's gonna put up his novel American Gods for free download. The ending of it still managed to turn somersaults while tying random bits of itself into happy little bows (read: convolution!), but I'd still recommend it. :P